Arab Sheik Released From Prison, Adopts Boys WICHITA, KS -- Arab Sheik Abdul Ronada Mc El Fresh was released from the Kansas State Penitentary this week and immediately adopted two Wichita orphans. The Sheik, imprisoned for three years following a federal conviction for clue theft, adopted twins Joshua and Jonathan McElfresh and hired their blind Puerto Rican-Chinese maid, Vernelle Chew Inn Kam. During an interview with Aloha, the Sheik admitted that he'd corresponded with the voluptuous Ms. Kam while in prison. Sheik Mc El Fresh was convicted of grand theft after admitting that he stole all the clues belonging to Walsh and Crandell, a defunct Wichita-area executive management development company. Walsh and Crandell remain clueless to this day. The Shiek intends to establish a half-way house for clueless executives in Honolulu, Hawaii. NEXT PHOTO PREVIOUS PHOTO PHOTO NOTES It could be that we've made a quantum leap from Six Flags to Wichita. Hmmm. Let's see. The boys started school. We moved to Hawaii. Andy was graduated from High School. We moved to Kansas. That's a leap, huh? Oh well. This photo was taken at the scareport in Wichita in early 1992. Note that the boys are substantially shorter than Vernelle. As you'll find in subsequent family photos, that changes. The photo in the story was taken in Wichita, Kansas in early 1992, just before we returned to Hawaii.