Midget Cowboys Lose Horses, Fair Canceled LOUISIANA, MO -- The only local midget cowboy show at the County Fair was canceled today when the midget horses escaped and ran away. Joshua and Jonathan, All-Star Rodeo Midget Cowboys, were scheduled to perform at the County Fair this week with their midget horses. However, Joshua told Aloha reporters, that both his horse and his brother's horse had disappeared from the family stables. Local authorities, fearing the worst, have conducted a neighborhood search to find the missing horses, which weighted 100 pounds and stood only 36 inches high. Midget horses are rare but neighbors report they were last seen chasing a local junkyard dog which was chasing a car. County Fair officials said the midget cowboys are the second highest attendance draw at the fair, right behind the Ernest Borgnine Look Alike Contest For Women. The horses were not found although a horse's butt was later sighted presiding over a city council meeting at City Hall. NEXT PHOTO PREVIOUS PHOTO PIX NOTES What else can be said about these kids. They're cute. The cowboy hats were picked up at a computer software convention in Chicago. Although the midget horses were never found, the hats are alive and well inside the boy's closet. I'm not going in there after them. It's dangerous. Have you seen what teenagers have in their closets? This photo was taken in front of our home in Missouri.